DAY 04 - Least Favorite Character
FFFFUUUUUU—damnit I hated her. Stuck up, empty headed, and weak. The only character who I came close to hating as much as her was Tidus, what with his pant legs being different lengths and all. I hated every moment the game focused on her. I hated how she was “important” and knew she was important and wouldn’t shut up about it., despite the fact that you can go through the whole entire game with her not in the party and win everything. It also makes me question the intelligence of everyone in the game, especially when they buy into her holier-than-thou nonsense.
If I were Tidus, here’s what I would’ve been thinking when I met her (actually, I was thinking this, but apparently Tidus is a moron, especially as evidenced in that whistling scene…and his mis-lengthened-pants):
“Wow, this chick sure does talk about how important she is to the universe. She just won’t shut up about it. I’d never want a relationship with this whiny, self-important bimbo. I’m gonna go talk to the hot goth chick with the thigh highs and mothering instinct.”