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sassygayzin:

dduane:

megg33k:

trashyfiction:

wat

I refuse to believe this wasn’t entirely on purpose… or a joke. Tell me it’s a joke?

This is… disturbing.

OH, IT’S BACK. AND STILL AWESOME.

If this body motion really produced muscle mass I’d be a fucking god by now.

(Source: gaysexsucks)

shelephant:

comixbookgurl:

holybloodlustbatman:

buildanewbeginning:

spookyhouse:

peint:

kingbeetle:

bouncybat:

amazingfanblog:

I don’t even know anymore. Just read the fucking article.

…I can’t.

This is like saying an acorn is a tree.

Can we just make Arizona secede from the US

it’s not like they have valuable natural resources or anything, right?

no, the bill furthers it.

you could be a person two weeks before your parents banged.

wow

I feel like that would make the population rate skyrocket.
How many women are in the world? That makes billions of people existing without existing. Do these people have names or identities? How do we count them? How does a non existent person exist? Exist. It’s like it’s not even a word anymore to these people. It’s obsolete. There is no line between existing and not existing. This hurts my head.
Lets start making imaginary friends pay taxes as well.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. No but seriously though. This time I mean it. If someone comes over here and kills me now I probably won’t even be mad at you. This is one step too far.

WTF

WHAT THE HELL, ARIZONA. WHEN DID YOU JUST LEAP INTO A POOL OF STUPID?!

Fucking Arizona. It’s like a whole state run by morons and religious fanatics. I rarely make jokes about nuking an area of the planet to a thin piece of glass…but I’m considering saying it now.

But honestly, this is what happens when religion is used to make decisions, especially when religion pretends to be science. It just makes me angrier and angrier the more I think of it.

nudityandnerdery:

interplanetarybordello:

tyleroakley:

Seems legit.

This is pretty much my everyday life, actually.

You know, this explains a lot.

The more I look at this picture…the more I giggle uncontrollably.

nudityandnerdery:

interplanetarybordello:

tyleroakley:

Seems legit.

This is pretty much my everyday life, actually.

You know, this explains a lot.

The more I look at this picture…the more I giggle uncontrollably.

(Source: 1946)

cutouthereye:



soon


Excuse me, I’ll be full voiced screaming for the next few minutes.

cutouthereye:

soon

Excuse me, I’ll be full voiced screaming for the next few minutes.

(Source: ianbrooks)

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

countessnoir:

hamburgerjack:

deliciouskaek:





Ok WHAT!? lmao. I wouldn’t trust anything that looked like  fucking ET’s corpse how about that?

I’m trying to figure out if there’s any logic behind that statement…but I don’t think there is.  Like, is it because black dudes are known for liking junk-in-the-trunk?  You know, I probably shouldn’t let this sink in that much or it will turn me stupid.

Well yeah lets turn the stereotype meter on: Black guys only go after fat girls…more specifically fat white girls, so now if she’s thin and tan that’ll def. drive them away, because all the black guys in the world are lining up to date and rape this poor girl. Get with the program James.

Black guys rape fat, stuck-up, racist, white girls, gotcha!  XD

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

countessnoir:

hamburgerjack:

deliciouskaek:

Ok WHAT!? lmao. I wouldn’t trust anything that looked like  fucking ET’s corpse how about that?

I’m trying to figure out if there’s any logic behind that statement…but I don’t think there is. Like, is it because black dudes are known for liking junk-in-the-trunk? You know, I probably shouldn’t let this sink in that much or it will turn me stupid.

Well yeah lets turn the stereotype meter on: Black guys only go after fat girls…more specifically fat white girls, so now if she’s thin and tan that’ll def. drive them away, because all the black guys in the world are lining up to date and rape this poor girl. Get with the program James.

Black guys rape fat, stuck-up, racist, white girls, gotcha! XD

countessnoir:

hamburgerjack:

deliciouskaek:





Ok WHAT!? lmao. I wouldn’t trust anything that looked like  fucking ET’s corpse how about that?

I’m trying to figure out if there’s any logic behind that statement…but I don’t think there is.  Like, is it because black dudes are known for liking junk-in-the-trunk?  You know, I probably shouldn’t let this sink in that much or it will turn me stupid.

countessnoir:

hamburgerjack:

deliciouskaek:

Ok WHAT!? lmao. I wouldn’t trust anything that looked like  fucking ET’s corpse how about that?

I’m trying to figure out if there’s any logic behind that statement…but I don’t think there is. Like, is it because black dudes are known for liking junk-in-the-trunk? You know, I probably shouldn’t let this sink in that much or it will turn me stupid.

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

pashchan:

wtffanfiction:

“Harry then did fly his meteor through space, punching astral vampires in half with his fists encased in fuckfire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cavemen on mars so that history changed and now there are vampire cavemen on mars.”

FISTS ENCASED IN FUCKFIRE.

Best sentence ever written.

That is one of the most awesome sentences ever.  My beard just grew out reading it.

Anyone mind telling me what fuck fire is? Is the same as foxfire?

I’m guessing it’s that but with more thrusting.

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

pashchan:

wtffanfiction:

Harry then did fly his meteor through space, punching astral vampires in half with his fists encased in fuckfire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cavemen on mars so that history changed and now there are vampire cavemen on mars.”

FISTS ENCASED IN FUCKFIRE.

Best sentence ever written.

That is one of the most awesome sentences ever. My beard just grew out reading it.

Anyone mind telling me what fuck fire is? Is the same as foxfire?

I’m guessing it’s that but with more thrusting.

(Source: wtffanfiction)

pashchan:

wtffanfiction:

“Harry then did fly his meteor through space, punching astral vampires in half with his fists encased in fuckfire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cavemen on mars so that history changed and now there are vampire cavemen on mars.”

FISTS ENCASED IN FUCKFIRE.

Best sentence ever written.

That is one of the most awesome sentences ever.  My beard just grew out reading it.

pashchan:

wtffanfiction:

Harry then did fly his meteor through space, punching astral vampires in half with his fists encased in fuckfire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cavemen on mars so that history changed and now there are vampire cavemen on mars.”

FISTS ENCASED IN FUCKFIRE.

Best sentence ever written.

That is one of the most awesome sentences ever. My beard just grew out reading it.

(Source: wtffanfiction)

It’s 54 degreees out.

What the hell Michigan, what the hell?

Anonymous asked: You’re not a comedian. You’re a fat fucking loser. You’re disgusting. I’m sick of seeing your gross face on my dash.

FROGMAN USES PUPPY TO DEFLECT ANONYMOUS HATE.

IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

If he finds you so bad why is he even following you…where is this person’s basic logic?!

Also, DDDAAWWW puppeh missile!