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nudityandnerdery:

thatonechick42:

lollerderby:

andrewawilson:

lil-miss-jay:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Silent Hill. You’re this guy, or this girl, depending on which game you play in the series, and you end up in this town where you can barely see and every time you try to go in a door it’s like “THE LOCK IS BROKEN I CAN’T OPEN THIS.” Also the acting is awful, and there’s literally no story, it’s just like “Oh hey shit is happening and stuff, also monsters.” and the characters all tell you that there’s some overlying story but there isn’t one. Also the ending of one is there’s a corgi pulling switches and it barks a song.

Team Fortress 2: Two groups of stereotypes brutally murder each other over and over again for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever… and ever.

Earthbound: You’re a little kid who has to do a bunch of favors for people you don’t know,

Portal: You make holes in things and kill your only friend while a computer makes fun of you and promises falsehoods about sweet treats.


D&D: You sit around a table with people and pretend to be someone else who never existed, except one of the other people spends a lot of time trying to kill you.

Final Fantasy Tactics: You get in a random battle and spend two hours using one ability with all five of your units to master abilities you’ll probably never use in a class that won’t even be a secondary class.  Repeat this with 16 (or 24 if it’s the PSP version) units.

nudityandnerdery:

thatonechick42:

lollerderby:

andrewawilson:

lil-miss-jay:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Silent Hill. You’re this guy, or this girl, depending on which game you play in the series, and you end up in this town where you can barely see and every time you try to go in a door it’s like “THE LOCK IS BROKEN I CAN’T OPEN THIS.” Also the acting is awful, and there’s literally no story, it’s just like “Oh hey shit is happening and stuff, also monsters.” and the characters all tell you that there’s some overlying story but there isn’t one. Also the ending of one is there’s a corgi pulling switches and it barks a song.

Team Fortress 2: Two groups of stereotypes brutally murder each other over and over again for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever… and ever.

Earthbound: You’re a little kid who has to do a bunch of favors for people you don’t know,

Portal: You make holes in things and kill your only friend while a computer makes fun of you and promises falsehoods about sweet treats.

D&D: You sit around a table with people and pretend to be someone else who never existed, except one of the other people spends a lot of time trying to kill you.

Final Fantasy Tactics: You get in a random battle and spend two hours using one ability with all five of your units to master abilities you’ll probably never use in a class that won’t even be a secondary class. Repeat this with 16 (or 24 if it’s the PSP version) units.

Is anyone out there in Act 2 Hell Difficulty in Diablo 3?

I’m really sick of this crappy act and want to finish it. I don’t really trust public games right now (there may or may not be an exploit related to then, so I’m paranoid about the, better save then sorry).

nudityandnerdery:

thatbloodyrobot:

hi-nu-roly:

theghostbustier:

trolloptifa:

Avenged Sevenfold
Link
Tank Girl
let’s fucking go

Dead or Alive
My Chiss Sniper, Jazaka
Captain America
Well… we’ll definitely be safe from the zombies. So long as Jaz and Cap don’t kill each other over moral discrepancies.

Roger waters
Captain Titus
and Hugh jackman?
I am safe

THE PROTOMEN
THE RED KNIGHT FROM CASTLE CRASHERS
AND ROBOCOP
AWWWWWWW YES

The Smiths. My Vanquisher in Torchlight. Jef Costello from Le Samourai.
I think I’ll be good.

Ronnie James Dio.My Wizard from Diablo 3.And, let’s go with Iron Man from the Avengers.

nudityandnerdery:

thatbloodyrobot:

hi-nu-roly:

theghostbustier:

trolloptifa:

Avenged Sevenfold

Link

Tank Girl

let’s fucking go

  • Dead or Alive
  • My Chiss Sniper, Jazaka
  • Captain America

Well… we’ll definitely be safe from the zombies. So long as Jaz and Cap don’t kill each other over moral discrepancies.

Roger waters

Captain Titus

and Hugh jackman?

I am safe

THE PROTOMEN

THE RED KNIGHT FROM CASTLE CRASHERS

AND ROBOCOP

AWWWWWWW YES

The Smiths. My Vanquisher in Torchlight. Jef Costello from Le Samourai.

I think I’ll be good.

Ronnie James Dio.
My Wizard from Diablo 3.
And, let’s go with Iron Man from the Avengers.

(Source: iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

So I got into Hell difficulty today and the first gold monster group murdered me and the Demon hunter I was playing with.  I therefore decided to take a break for a few hours after playing the game for most of the past week.

Anyways, I used to play a Necromancer in D2, so this event quest makes me think of the concept of passing the torch to my current wizard.  (This shot was from Nightmare, but around here it got difficult to solo, so I started partnering up from Act 3.)

Right now, he’s level 50 and his current skills are:
-Diamond Skin (Prism)
-Arcane Orb (Tap the Source)
-Magic Missile (Attunement)
-Disintegrate (Chaos Nexus)
-Various stuff, usually an escape
-Various stuff, a buff or AoE in multiplayer

-Evocation
-Astral Presence
-Blur or Galvanizing Ward (if I’ve got an armor going)

I’ve got do a little tweaking for Hell now, I’ll probably start using a Hydra and I may trade out Magic Missile for something else.  All depends on what I like and how the difficulty goes.  I definitely need some equipment updates now.

So I got into Hell difficulty today and the first gold monster group murdered me and the Demon hunter I was playing with. I therefore decided to take a break for a few hours after playing the game for most of the past week.

Anyways, I used to play a Necromancer in D2, so this event quest makes me think of the concept of passing the torch to my current wizard. (This shot was from Nightmare, but around here it got difficult to solo, so I started partnering up from Act 3.)

Right now, he’s level 50 and his current skills are:
-Diamond Skin (Prism)
-Arcane Orb (Tap the Source)
-Magic Missile (Attunement)
-Disintegrate (Chaos Nexus)
-Various stuff, usually an escape
-Various stuff, a buff or AoE in multiplayer

-Evocation
-Astral Presence
-Blur or Galvanizing Ward (if I’ve got an armor going)

I’ve got do a little tweaking for Hell now, I’ll probably start using a Hydra and I may trade out Magic Missile for something else. All depends on what I like and how the difficulty goes. I definitely need some equipment updates now.

This holds true for Diablo 3.

Took an hour break, but back I go!

This holds true for Diablo 3.

Took an hour break, but back I go!

mrsfuckyouson:

Diablo 3 supplies.
Good-bye diet. 

Yeah, I’ve got a stockpile too and I probably won’t be posting things for 4 or 5…months…

I’ll probably be picking the game up tonight, actually.

mrsfuckyouson:

Diablo 3 supplies.

Good-bye diet.

Yeah, I’ve got a stockpile too and I probably won’t be posting things for 4 or 5…months…

I’ll probably be picking the game up tonight, actually.

I suddenly feel the need to get a very large hammer and smash this things face.

Now if only I could figure out if it’s an alligator or crocodile, so I’d know if it will give me the parts I need.

I suddenly feel the need to get a very large hammer and smash this things face.

Now if only I could figure out if it’s an alligator or crocodile, so I’d know if it will give me the parts I need.

countessnoir:

This is so melodramatic lol, Jill don’t die *faceplants boobs*

Less dying more boobies!

countessnoir:

This is so melodramatic lol, Jill don’t die *faceplants boobs*

Less dying more boobies!

(Source: jeremypamyupamyu)

nudityandnerdery:

scotchtrooper:

nerdygirllove:

hypochondriasis:

2012: the year of the archers ⇢

For a girl who use to shoot archery in competitions, I can’t help but get excited about this.

I know, right?!? We should totes have an NGL/Scotchtrooper archery competition. Mostly because I’d win. ;P

I think all of us would win in that scenario.

It’s all because archer are really broken sometimes:

Though, sometimes, they really, really suck:

agodlyservant:

HASLKDFLASKJFLASKFJLK I JUST CAME.

Awesome cosplay. Boring class.

(Source: vandariwuuuuutcosplay)