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gifftrax:

[MST3K Experiment 310: Fugitive Alien]

Don’t we all, don’t we all.

gifftrax:

[MST3K Experiment 820: Space Mutiny]

One of the best riffs ever from one of the best episodes ever.

gifftrax:

[MST3K Experiment 820: Space Mutiny]

One of the best riffs ever from one of the best episodes ever.

gifftrax:

[RiffTrax: “Highlander”]

Death rattles are one of my favorite Rifftrax/MST3K riff types.

gifftrax:

[RiffTrax: “Highlander”]

Death rattles are one of my favorite Rifftrax/MST3K riff types.

gifftrax:

[RiffTrax: “Batman and Robin”]

I always thought you couldn’t reach absolute suck, but you could get progressively closer and closer.

gifftrax:

[RiffTrax: “Batman and Robin”]

I always thought you couldn’t reach absolute suck, but you could get progressively closer and closer.

snakebomb:

bastardkrusher:

BOOMER MADE IT!! INDEPENDENCE DOG MIRACLE!!

DOG BLESS AMERICA

It’s actually  a watchable movie with the Rifftrax, which I’m watching right now.

snakebomb:

bastardkrusher:

BOOMER MADE IT!! INDEPENDENCE DOG MIRACLE!!

DOG BLESS AMERICA

It’s actually a watchable movie with the Rifftrax, which I’m watching right now.

Matrix Rifftrax
[After Morpheus and Neo spar, with Morpheus clearly winning]
Morpheus: Good.
Mike Nelson: Wait, I mean "Terrible!"
Morpheus: Adaptation... improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique.
Kevin Murphy: It's your bone-shattering stupidity.
. . .
[Neo breathing heavily after being defeated by Morpheus]
Morpheus: You think that's air you're breathing?"
Mike Nelson: It's wild rice.
[As Morpheus makes a calm face]
Kevin Murphy: Hmmmmm?
[Neo makes a dumb face]
Mike Nelson: Huuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh?
Mike Nelson [as Morpheus]: So, little baby thinks he's breathing air, little baby air-breather...
“It’s just you and me now smarm.” -Mike Nelson, Rifftrax

“It’s just you and me now smarm.” -Mike Nelson, Rifftrax

(Source: josefksays)

I’m gonna sink this bitch!

Alternatively:

I’m gonna sink this bitch!
curiousintent:

rifftraxmike:

This was my submission to a contest I had with my sons, Draw the Ugliest Guy You Can in Under One Minute. I didn’t win.



Mike Nelson has a tumblr. And just look at what he’s shared with the world. Glorious.

curiousintent:

rifftraxmike:

This was my submission to a contest I had with my sons, Draw the Ugliest Guy You Can in Under One Minute. I didn’t win.

Mike Nelson has a tumblr. And just look at what he’s shared with the world. Glorious.

My marathon tonight.

I’ve got Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Christmas with Rifftrax, the Colbert Christmas Special, the three Futurama specials, and if I can fit it in, Scrooged.