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[RiffTrax: “Batman and Robin”]
I always thought you couldn’t reach absolute suck, but you could get progressively closer and closer.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvpbdWkIb1rhd46ao1_400.gif)
I always thought you couldn’t reach absolute suck, but you could get progressively closer and closer.
BOOMER MADE IT!! INDEPENDENCE DOG MIRACLE!!
DOG BLESS AMERICA
It’s actually a watchable movie with the Rifftrax, which I’m watching right now.
Matrix Rifftrax
[After Morpheus and Neo spar, with Morpheus clearly winning]
Morpheus: Good.
Mike Nelson: Wait, I mean "Terrible!"
Morpheus: Adaptation... improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique.
Kevin Murphy: It's your bone-shattering stupidity.
. . .
[Neo breathing heavily after being defeated by Morpheus]
Morpheus: You think that's air you're breathing?"
Mike Nelson: It's wild rice.
[As Morpheus makes a calm face]
Kevin Murphy: Hmmmmm?
[Neo makes a dumb face]
Mike Nelson: Huuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh?
Mike Nelson [as Morpheus]: So, little baby thinks he's breathing air, little baby air-breather...
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[MST3K Experiment 820: Space Mutiny]
One of the best riffs ever from one of the best episodes ever.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpii4SxIZ1rhd46ao1_400.gif)
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[RiffTrax: “Highlander”]
Death rattles are one of my favorite Rifftrax/MST3K riff types.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8x00129y1rhd46ao1_400.gif)



