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nudityandnerdery:

berenzero:

feigenbaumsworld:

mylifeinthemoshpit:

shatteredhorns:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

Tom Hanks masturbates

Tom Wanks

Tom Hank punishes his kids

Tom Spanks

Tom Hanks says grace at dinner

Tom Thanks

Tom Hanks needs to deposit money

Tom Banks

Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War

Tom Yanks

Tom Hanks can’t remember

Tom Blanks

Tom Hanks stabs a bloke

Tom Shanks

Tom Hanks takes a boat ride

Tom Cruise

Oh god.

Tom Hanks does stand-up comedy

Tom Tanks

Tom Hanks celebrates April Fools.

Tom Pranks

Tom Hanks gets turned into a housecat

Tom Manx

Tom Hanks grows his hair long.

Tom Lanks

(Source: hats-and-horses)

perpetualhyperbole:

phoenixbrightheart:

gladiatorofhate:

kresilhellcade:

falcuntpunch:

iamthegoddamnbatman:

deliberateabortion:

smilealltheywant:

alexthegenius:

ENTAIL HUGE SEX

oh

win lethally mates

Obliterate Debonair.

Sweet!

I’m that bondage madman

FACT ‘N’ UP LUNCH

HELL-LIKE, SACRED

HALO IF GREAT TOAD

Ha ha! Inexpert block!

HEALER UP POETRY PLEB

Great.

OK COW CLEVER FOLD

…right.

(Source: astudyinobjection)

perpetualhyperbole:

riderofhellkites:

thegeekmaster:

mahuika:

keepersmel:

aellolight:

takingcasualties:

freckles04:

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://freckles04.tumblr.com is written by someone 26-35 years old.

Close enough!

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://takingcasualties.tumblr.com is written by someone 13-17 years old.

Well, going off of mentality, they’re a few years higher than they should be… and about 8 below actual hurkadurk

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://aellolight.tumblr.com is written by someone 18-25 years old.

Yes. Yes I am.

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://keepersmel.tumblr.com is written by someone 65-100 years old.

… Oh.

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://mahuika.tumblr.com is written by someone 18-25 years old.

ok.

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://thegeekmaster.tumblr.com is written by someone 26-35 years old.

Aw crap. They’re right.

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://riderofhellkites.tumblr.com is written by someone 26-35 years old.

Wrong.

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://www.perpetualhyperbole.tumblr.com is written by someone 13-17 years old.

Ouch. My dignity.

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://wolfoverclocked.tumblr.com is written by someone 26-35 years old.

Pretty much right.

countessnoir:

attractdistract:

urdnot-bounty-hunter:

ask-hongchina:

annettesoleil:

ask-tewi-usa:

soganotojiko:

Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Buttsex
Isn’t that the same thing


Paper Mario: Buttsex Star
Okay.

Kingdom Buttsex

Disgaea 3: Absence of Buttsex

Blazblue: Buttsex Shift


Dead Or Alive Xtreme Buttsex

Assassin’s Buttsex…Rofl is this some sort of pun?

Final Fantasy Buttsex

countessnoir:

attractdistract:

urdnot-bounty-hunter:

ask-hongchina:

annettesoleil:

ask-tewi-usa:

soganotojiko:

Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Buttsex

Isn’t that the same thing

Paper Mario: Buttsex Star

Okay.

Kingdom Buttsex

Disgaea 3: Absence of Buttsex

Blazblue: Buttsex Shift

image

Dead Or Alive Xtreme Buttsex

Assassin’s Buttsex…Rofl is this some sort of pun?

Final Fantasy Buttsex

perpetualhyperbole:

phoenixbrightheart:


gladiatorofhate:


inquisitorpsyduck:


miatheladygamer:


canuck-sweety33:


mizz-kj:


weaponsofashdestruction:



Sir Daniel Fortesque in Playstation All-Stars.
WELL I’M ALREADY DEAD SO……….



Sly Cooper! I was just playing Playstation All-Stars! 8D


Ratchet and Clank, huh, I’ll be juuuuust fine :D


Commander Shepard. I think I’m pretty good.


Lord Vader - Star Wars Empire at War.   Surrender to the power of THE DARK SIDE


Axton from Borderlands 2. I think I’m good. I got my girlfriend with me. 


Corvo Attano.
I got this.


^^ Can I be Corvo Attano Rule 63? (Mistakenly said 34 which I am also okay with.)

Ramza Beoulve I’m fucking indestructible and will be able to fight any fight by myself, with proper equipment, which I’d definitely have.

perpetualhyperbole:

phoenixbrightheart:

gladiatorofhate:

inquisitorpsyduck:

miatheladygamer:

canuck-sweety33:

mizz-kj:

weaponsofashdestruction:

Sir Daniel Fortesque in Playstation All-Stars.

WELL I’M ALREADY DEAD SO……….

Sly Cooper! I was just playing Playstation All-Stars! 8D

Ratchet and Clank, huh, I’ll be juuuuust fine :D

Commander Shepard. I think I’m pretty good.

Lord Vader - Star Wars Empire at War.   Surrender to the power of THE DARK SIDE

Axton from Borderlands 2. I think I’m good. I got my girlfriend with me. 

Corvo Attano.

I got this.

^^ Can I be Corvo Attano Rule 63?

(Mistakenly said 34 which I am also okay with.)

Ramza Beoulve
I’m fucking indestructible and will be able to fight any fight by myself, with proper equipment, which I’d definitely have.

I’d like to be a pokemon master

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

countessnoir:

But instead of pokemon, I just wanna travel the world and draw naked hot guys

I’m like that too, but with hot chicks and hot guys.

She’d have to look a certain way for me to live draw a naked chick lol

Art school has desensitized me to naked people of all shapes and all sizes.

I’d like to be a pokemon master

countessnoir:

But instead of pokemon, I just wanna travel the world and draw naked hot guys

I’m like that too, but with hot chicks and hot guys.

countessnoir:

lifeofblink:

life-is-derptastic:

aishaneko:

pandoslovebunny:

dafthappiness:

snerpthesnerr:

jackschoiceass:

finest-arse-lord-foxkitten:

ponyboy-motherfuckin-ampora:

tunetechfrosthead:

awkward-teen-innovations:

tunetechfrosthead:

jaredpadafunky:

turntechbeathead:

the happy housewife/de gelukkige huisvrouw.are you fucking kidding me oh my god. 

rise of the guardians yeehaw

totalrekall
shitdamnfuck

OH. GOD. LESMIS.

 heh your lifes story is a  miserable lesbian

rise of the guardians aw yush

artificial intelligence
i’m gonna cry

paranorman
omg yes

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.
AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Howl’s Moving Castle!
AIIIIIEEEEEEE <3

Les Mis
…shit

I watched the first 20 minutes of Magic Mike with my mom and we both turned it off because of how awful it was.
I GUESS I AM A MALE STRIPPER NOW. 

RATATOUILLE YEAAAHHHH

Life of Pi
i 

The Hobbit, not sure how fucked I am not sure how black people are treated in Middle Earth

Donnie Darko.Totally fucked I guess, but you all can thank me in your dreams.

countessnoir:

lifeofblink:

life-is-derptastic:

aishaneko:

pandoslovebunny:

dafthappiness:

snerpthesnerr:

jackschoiceass:

finest-arse-lord-foxkitten:

ponyboy-motherfuckin-ampora:

tunetechfrosthead:

awkward-teen-innovations:

tunetechfrosthead:

jaredpadafunky:

turntechbeathead:

the happy housewife/de gelukkige huisvrouw.

are you fucking kidding me oh my god. 

rise of the guardians yeehaw

totalrekall

shitdamnfuck

OH. GOD. LESMIS.

 heh your lifes story is a  miserable lesbian

rise of the guardians aw yush

artificial intelligence

i’m gonna cry

paranorman

omg yes

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.

AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Howl’s Moving Castle!

AIIIIIEEEEEEE <3

Les Mis

…shit

I watched the first 20 minutes of Magic Mike with my mom and we both turned it off because of how awful it was.

I GUESS I AM A MALE STRIPPER NOW. 

RATATOUILLE YEAAAHHHH

Life of Pi

The Hobbit, not sure how fucked I am not sure how black people are treated in Middle Earth

Donnie Darko.

Totally fucked I guess, but you all can thank me in your dreams.

(Source: slutformisha)

Music can save lives. Reblog this and add an inspirational song. You never know if someone on your dash might need it.
45 - The Gaslight Anthem
Gay Pirates - Cosmo Jarvis
Save You - Simple Plan
Yellow - Coldplay
F**kin Perfect - P!nk
Who You Are - Jessie J
Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars
Skyscraper - Demi Lovato
The Scientist - Coldplay
Adam's Song - Blink-182
Fix You - Coldplay
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
Shake It Out - Florence and the Machine
Never Give in - Black veil brides
4 Words (To Choke Upon) - Bullet For My Valentine
Saviour - Black Veil Brides
Hold On Till May - Pierce the Veil
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
Who Are You Now - Sleeping With Sirens
If I'm James Dean, then you're Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens
Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls
Invincible - Muse
Screenager - Muse
Blackout - Muse
This Too Shall Pass - OK Go
Lover Dearest-Marianas Trench
The Masterplan - Oasis
Whatever - Oasis
Butterflies And Hurricanes - Muse
The perfect kiss - New Order
Stay young - Oasis
Beside You-Marianas Trench
You've got the heart of a star - Oasis
Stop crying your heart out - Oasis
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
All Things Must Pass - George Harrison
Legacy- Memphis May Fire
Vaulted Ceilings- Memphis May Fire
What I've Done- Linkin Park
Sanctuary- Paradise Fears
Therapy- All Time Low
Porcelain-Marianas Trench
The Storm - Of Mice &amp; Men
The Great Hendowski - Of Mice &amp; Men
Forever and Always - Parachute
Breathe-Sia
Between Two Lungs- Florence and the Machine
True Colors- Cyndi Lauper
A Match Into Water- Pierce The Veil
Disasterology- Pierce The Veil
Try- P!nk
Roger Rabbit - Sleeping with Sirens
How To Save A Life - The Fray
Someone, Somewhere - Asking Alexandria
Little Things - One Direction
I, Alone - OTEP
The Memory - Mayday Parade
Hospital Beds - Cold War Kids
Stay - Mayday Parade
Jersey - Mayday Parade
House Of Hallways - Go Radio
Forever My Father - Go Radio
Miserable At Best - Mayday Parade
Boston - Augustana
Goodnight Moon - Go Radio
Three Cheers For Five Years - Mayday Parade
Lies - Marina and The Diamonds
What If You Don't - Go Radio
Catastrophe - Forever The Sickest Kids
When You See My Friends - Mayday Parade
The End - Mayday Parade
The Last Something That Meant Anything - Mayday Parade
Coming Back Down - Hollywood Undead
When You Can't Sleep At Night - Of Mice &amp; Men
30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge
rooftops - lostprophets
all i want - a day to remember
we are the freaks - for (n)ever after
my time - nylon sky
you pretend - nylon sky
beauty is a monster - nylon sky
second and serbring - of mice&amp;men
minority - green day
better do better - hard-fi
thank you for the venom - my chemical romance
red flag - billy tallent
therapy - all time low
screaming infidelities - dashboard confessionals
my beautiful rescue - this providence
move along - the all american rejects
you only live once - suicide silence
miles away - memphis may fire
it ends tonight - the all american rejects
prove me right - memphis may fire
now and then - we are the ocean
No More San Francisco - Craig Owens
Demolition Lovers- my chemical romance
The World Is Ugly - My Chemical Romance
Kings And Queens - 30 Seconds to Mars
Avenged Sevenfold - So Far Away
Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day
I'm Not Your Hero - Tegan and Sara
I am not a robot- Marina &amp; the Diamonds
On Top of the World- Imagine Dragons
The World's Greatest- R.Kelly
Not Alone - Darren Criss
Dark Side - Kelly Clarkson
The Heart Never Lies - McFly
Perfect - Simple Plan
Hold On- Good Charlotte
We'll Be Alright- Travie McCoy
Somewhere Over the Rainbow- Judy Garland
Circle of Life- Lion King
What a Wonderful World- Louis Armstrong
Never Too Late- Three Days Grace
Everybody Hurts- R.E.M
Jumper-Third Eye Blind
You're Not Alone- Saosin
We Are The Champions- Queen
Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee (reprise)- Olivia Newton-John
Fighter- Christina Aguilera
The Show Goes On- Lupe Fiasco
Drive- Incubus
Have faith in me - A Day To Remember
Pieces - Sum 41
Whispers in the Dark - Skillet
Darlin' - Avril Lavigne
carry on- fun.
Warrior - Ke$ha
Fear and Loathing - Marina &amp; The Diamonds
Twerk - Lady
No woman no cry - Bob Marley
The Man Who Would Not Die - Blaze Bayley
I wonder where everyone's from. Put your URL next to your state/country.
CANADA: ask-barry-the-jolteon, ask--palkia, decorated-delirium, ask-wayward-wind-ventus, virtualbatgirl, you-have-a-winter-heart, 8deadlysins, kanrkri, jaun-egburrito, trench-coats-and-ties
AL, USA:
AK, USA: thespawnofthestars, the-killer-clown, doctor-ivo-robotnik
AZ, USA:
AR, SA:
CA, USA: arrivedercipomodori, sunflowers-in-snow, sexygingerninja, tigress-has-snapped, Saiderp, hunters-in-trenchcoatsandbowties
CO, USA: arkhams-black-shadow
CT, USA: ask-rivalhugh mod, lampler
DE, USA:
FL, USA: ask-the-slender-assistants, ask-the-totally-sane-one, enterprisecaptainkirk, avenged-superwholock-wizard,
GA, USA: asimplecointrick
HI, USA:
ID, USA:
IN, USA: guardian-of-pranks
IA, USA: grippedfromperdition
KS, USA:
KY, USA:
LA, USA:
ME, USA:
MD, USA:
MA, USA:
MI, USA: wolfoverclocked
MN, USA: redhoodrising, ayyeitsmandapanda, shangril-la, dontdrinkthedemonblood
MS, USA:
MO, USA: iamharveydent
MT, USA: akuserru [state motto moo :l], shigubarru, harper-pyre
NE, USA: askandrptropius' mod (I shall be forever alone on this one)
NV, USA:
NH, USA: believedinusers1nceb4.
NJ, USA: Ask-Zapdos Mod, Cuno Mun, Ask-Moltres Mun, ask-pachirisu-and-friends' mod, Ask-TheGuardianOfFun-JackFrost
NM, USA:
NY, USA: BrokenBirdie, StrayoftheNight, freedom-in-tight-shorts, xowindandwitchxo, princessaurorarose,
NC, USA: rainbowdash4ever
ND, USA:
OH, USA:
OK, USA:
OR, USA: shamefuladdict, polarpancakes, imthedoctortobiasfunke
PA, USA: sassmaster-eridan
RI, USA:
SC, USA:
SD, USA:
TN, USA: funniest-angel-in-the-garrison
TX, USA: thefoolminato, thebatsson, jamie-just-believes, snow-day-magic
UT, USA: izzy-the-spirit-of-spring, incestuouslesbianponies
VT, USA:
VA, USA: valdis-belongs-to-loki, gettingintocarswithstrangemen, ras-al-ghul-rp, arrquiusprite, yourfavoritecharacter
WA, USA: madderpskI, qie-meihua
WV, USA:
WI, USA: perpetualhyperbole
WY, USA:
AUSTRALIA, MOTHERFUCKERS: iamthegoodson, theunwillingoracle, akamarthajones, pie-impala-thefamilybusiness, guider-of-the-lost-souls, noneedtobesuchasmartass, thegreatandthemighty, goddesswithanattitude, deadpool-merc, poutybatmavy, protector-of-memories,
SOUTH AMERICA, I Exist too, you know?: spoiledbatgirl (Uruguay)
GOTHAM CITY: thebatsson, theherothatgothamdeserves
England The Land of fucking TEA: sassypoland
NEW ZEALAND (land of the sheep and hobbits): the-stench-of-that-impala,