nudityandnerdery:

mullets-to-mohawks:

geekgirlsmash:

therotund:

whoistorule:

piginpetticoats:

Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?

It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn

so yeah

actually my life

Pawn Stars.

This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.

Supernatural - Season one where it’s all monster of the weeky…the last one I watched was Hookman. 

A combination of Hollywood Treasure and What Not to Wear. I get rich off sick awesome movie merch while getting a banging new wardrobe. Awww yisss!

Community. Oh, no, I’m a sarcastic jackass who’s studying at a community college so he can go work in a law firm.

Oh wait.

Game of Thrones. So, everyone around me is going to die a horrible death, then I will.

(Source: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan)

nudityandnerdery:

thatonechick42:

lollerderby:

andrewawilson:

lil-miss-jay:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Silent Hill. You’re this guy, or this girl, depending on which game you play in the series, and you end up in this town where you can barely see and every time you try to go in a door it’s like “THE LOCK IS BROKEN I CAN’T OPEN THIS.” Also the acting is awful, and there’s literally no story, it’s just like “Oh hey shit is happening and stuff, also monsters.” and the characters all tell you that there’s some overlying story but there isn’t one. Also the ending of one is there’s a corgi pulling switches and it barks a song.

Team Fortress 2: Two groups of stereotypes brutally murder each other over and over again for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever… and ever.

Earthbound: You’re a little kid who has to do a bunch of favors for people you don’t know,

Portal: You make holes in things and kill your only friend while a computer makes fun of you and promises falsehoods about sweet treats.

D&D: You sit around a table with people and pretend to be someone else who never existed, except one of the other people spends a lot of time trying to kill you.

Final Fantasy Tactics: You get in a random battle and spend two hours using one ability with all five of your units to master abilities you’ll probably never use in a class that won’t even be a secondary class. Repeat this with 16 (or 24 if it’s the PSP version) units.

nudityandnerdery:

thatbloodyrobot:

hi-nu-roly:

theghostbustier:

trolloptifa:

Avenged Sevenfold

Link

Tank Girl

let’s fucking go

• Dead or Alive
• My Chiss Sniper, Jazaka
• Captain America

Well… we’ll definitely be safe from the zombies. So long as Jaz and Cap don’t kill each other over moral discrepancies.

Roger waters

Captain Titus

and Hugh jackman?

I am safe

THE PROTOMEN

THE RED KNIGHT FROM CASTLE CRASHERS

AND ROBOCOP

AWWWWWWW YES

The Smiths. My Vanquisher in Torchlight. Jef Costello from Le Samourai.

I think I’ll be good.

Ronnie James Dio.
My Wizard from Diablo 3.
And, let’s go with Iron Man from the Avengers.

(Source: iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

nudityandnerdery:

techsgtjenn:

dirtywhrrrl:

geekgirlsmash:

stepintosound:

onedear:

rolacolacubes:

antheawest:

oh-mrs-o:

bluebirdmask:

captainamericaa:

Amy, The Fiery Bard.

o ok

Lotty, The Omniscient Engineer 

Y E S 

Katie, The Hot Whisper.

I am okay with this. 

Anthea West, The Fiery Model.

Leeann Hamilton, The Sexy Cannibal.

onedear, The Almighty Cannibal.

wat

Sophie, the Valorous Gunner

Dani, The Celestial Assassin.

Brianne, The Strong Archer

Jenn, The Friendly Mage

Devin, The Fiery Thief.

WolfOverclocked, The Altruistic Gypsy

(Source: repository-of-lost-things)

kaitlinlovesfinnick:

auniverseofimpossibilities:

i-want-a-rory:

we-must-unite:

cerezsis:

proudtobeahufflepuff:

the third time I’ve broken my hip this week

YOLO

“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”

“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”

“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”

“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”

“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”

DIE ZZARNATHIAN-10 SCUM

…or…

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE MARTIAN SCUM

(Source: kisscolfer)

techsgtjenn:

chronically-awesome:

me2ism:

strengthofthepeople:

kyssthis16:

so-treu:

YES!

(no but not really i was born in 87 i don’t remember a damn thing but i still claim that shit!)

Not really. 1988, but I still count!!!!!

^^^^^^^

Oh my god.  I cannot believe this is even a post.  WHO AM I AND WHAT ARE MY CHOICES?!?!? 

Ronald Reagan was elected president the month I was born. All you damn hooligan kids get off my lawn!

Born in 1979. So yes.

1984 here.

(Source: marshmallowmegamama)

nudityandnerdery:

A day? A conversation. A sentence, on a bad day.

Fucking hell I say fuck alot, and I mean a-fucking-lot.

(Source: prettykidgalaxy)

nudityandnerdery:

nobodyneedstofindout:

never ever.

I thought about it once, but only because they were an annoying Giants fan.

Nope. When I hate someone and I’m moved to show it, I want them to know it was me. I want them to look up from the crater where my hate has thrown them and know it was me who put them there.

(Source: justdemar)

The mostly non-porny part, though that appears here too as well.

(Source: makeadreamreal)

techsgtjenn:

vaultnumber713:

walkwithheroes:

temporarilyobsessive:

nurfherder:

thescentofbooks:

Karen is made of spinach, frowns, and partnership. With a dash of the 70s.

Liann is made of deodorant, smiles, and genius. With a dash of the 90s

 Mari is made of Comedy, hungry, and genius. With a dash of AMERICA. 

Kate is made of brawn, bronze, and distractions. With a dash of YouTube.

Kate is made of tea, erasers, and Mother Nature. With a dash of T-REX.

Joanna is made of tea, spinach, and servitude. With a dash of Batman.

aside from the servitude, I’m totally fine with this (also watching Batman Begins on my other computer RIGHT NOW, freaky)

Jenn is made of pancakes, acid, and ocean. With a dash of fanfiction.

WolfOverclocked is made of oranges, cupcakes, and awkwardness. With a dash of Holmes.

Wolf Overclocked is made of creativity, waffles, and lightning. With a dash of Rick Astley.

Wolfoverclocked is made of lions, tree bark, and distractions. With a dash of cuddles.

I don’t know which one I like most.

(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)