Why couldn’t this have actually been a thing? I love Nolan’s vision for the Batman universe and the Riddler would’ve been a perfect character in his realistic arsenal. Oh well. (S/O to the creator these are beautiful).
Imagine this but with David Tennant as the Riddler.
Concept Art From Darren Aronofsky’s Batman
Bruce Wayne isn’t a billionaire playboy in this version of the story, instead after the death of his parents Bruce was homeless, living on the streets of Gotham. He ends up living in a car garage owned by Big Al, and his son Little Al. After Big Al dies Little Al eventually becomes Bruce’s mentor (Alfred). Batman drives around in a souped up Lincoln Continental as the first Batmobile, and the first Batman costume is just a hockey mask and a cape. While going around fighting crime, he wears his father’s ring with an intertwined “T” and “W” engraved on it for Thomas Wayne. He smashed the ring into his victims faces leaving what looked like a bat shaped symbol, which he dubbed “The Bat-Man”. There’s a more detailed synopsis for the story that you can read here at Archive.org if you’re interested.
Warner Bros. of course decided to move forward with Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins
Some neat concept art there.
Seriously Bruce, What the hell?
Bruce? Bruce? Who’s that? I’m seeing Batman and I’m pretty sure he’d tell you to sack up and deal with the quips about the insane murdering clown getting aerosolized.
Well, this is embarrassing
Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.
Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.
….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone.
Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.
That… is EMBARASSING
the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume
I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*
can someone contact the designer of the porno
clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.
It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.
I actually legit thought the NBC one was a hallowe’en costume.
the bright ass one looks like trash. seriously it looks like a rough draft version of the porno one. WHY ARE THEY DRESSING HER IN THE WORSE OPTION
when are they gonna let a woman reboot Wonder Woman so she actually represents the modern woman? why is this so hard for Hollywood to figure out?!?!
I kinda find it funny that this is referred to as “embarrassing”. Is porn still “embarrassing”? Like somehow it’s lesser than “regular”, non-porn media. Like this is still 90s or something when “watching porn” was something only weird people did.
I mean, weird people still do but everyone is weird.
But also, that’s a really good costume on the right too.
I like how he’s just like nah nevermind my boner kicked in
He’s the Batman, that means he’s in charge. He initiates the kissing.
God damn is the animation in these shorts ever so, so awesome!
So, I’m finally getting around to watching Dark Knight Rises…
And is Bane’s voice supposed to be the funniest thing in modern cinema.
I’m serious, was this an intentional decision on the part of the filmmakers, was this just a mistake in the mixing, or a problem in the recording?
I can’t not laugh whenever I hear the Banevoice. In fact, it may be funnier then the Batvoice.
While I don’t know the plot up until the gifs, I wouldn’t surprise me that Batman knows them all anyways.