marcelinethelesbianqueen:

wowfunniestposts:

HELP I’M SO CONFLICTED

I’m not..

Never.

Oh my god both of those

I need to put Batman into my funny gif file so when I’m procrastinating on the internet he will remind me of my duties…

((OH GOD WHAT DO I DO ;A;))

((CONFLICTED D;;))

I’M WORKING ON BOTH!!! (beat that XD) 

OH GOD.  BOTH OF THEM?

I’M SO CONFLICTED.

WHAT DO?

OH FUCK

This is why I can’t get things done.

FUCK.

(Source: terepashii)

thehappysorceress:

Old man Wayne and Carrie by Flick-the-Thief

Uhhh, is my mind supposed to be filling in the lower half of this image in a totally wrong and dirty way.

thehappysorceress:

Our Tradition by Gingashi

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

The two men are entirely stylized. Look at their fucking biceps! They’re as big as their heads. The only time they get that big is if the man is a damn body builder.

There’s a reason it’s called Superhero Anatomy. If anyone looking at this thinks the men aren’t stylized, then they’re as blind to gender and stylization as the artist is.

I’d say the only problem is that Wonder Woman is in the “Strong Female Heroes” pose where her boobs and butt are both showing.

(Also, I swear by Odin’s balls that if anyone messages me or reblogs with with a Google link for false equivalency, I will hunt them down and give them a Christmas punch in the throat.)

 You know how it goes James, the females in these pictures always get scruntinized the most. I honestly don’t even see the big deal myself it’s not anywhere near as bad as that infamous Mary Jane picture

Yeah I know, but I have some pent up anger from dealing with the family over the holidays, and since I can’t threaten them with a Holly Jolly Rabbit Punch, it has to go somewhere. XD

And there are far, far anatomists then Ed Benes. He’s actually quite good at what he does. I think if anatomy bugs someone, then they should look at Rob Liefeld’s crap and they’ll realize how much better the compared artist is. Even Greg Land looks competent next to that.

Oh no…not that picture again. It’s Christmas, my wish is to not deal with that shit storm. XD

 Ugh Liefeld, that man is a fucking disgrace. I know alot of people were claming he was behind the terrible design of the Amazon girl in Dragon’s Crown *shudder* I’m sure he isn’t but ugh way to just fuck up all sense of reality with that one whoever you are.

Like what is this!?

Actually, that’s a better example of stylization. Lots of things in Vanillaware games have crazy proportions. I seem to remember Odin have a huge body with tiny, spindly legs. Actaully, it’s like the Sorceress’s tits in Dragon’s Crown. I don’t know if he’s behind the Amazon, but Vanillaware has that all over the place. Also, there’s a bit of 3 point perspective going on with there I think.

 Yeah that I can almost kinda understand since you know he’s a god but a good chunk of the main cast from Odin Sphere looked relatively normal.  In DC  the Sorceress’ titties don’t even make sense and I’m all for women being muscualr or what have you but the Amazon just looks like  they just put a tiny anime girl head on top of a heap of muscles lol.

Well, the source is Japan, so you know…it’s…well…Japan. I think they actually cover three broad fetishes for female shapes: muscular, curvy, and tiny (the elf).

(Source: lolskeletons)

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

The two men are entirely stylized. Look at their fucking biceps! They’re as big as their heads. The only time they get that big is if the man is a damn body builder.

There’s a reason it’s called Superhero Anatomy. If anyone looking at this thinks the men aren’t stylized, then they’re as blind to gender and stylization as the artist is.

I’d say the only problem is that Wonder Woman is in the “Strong Female Heroes” pose where her boobs and butt are both showing.

(Also, I swear by Odin’s balls that if anyone messages me or reblogs with with a Google link for false equivalency, I will hunt them down and give them a Christmas punch in the throat.)

 You know how it goes James, the females in these pictures always get scruntinized the most. I honestly don’t even see the big deal myself it’s not anywhere near as bad as that infamous Mary Jane picture

Yeah I know, but I have some pent up anger from dealing with the family over the holidays, and since I can’t threaten them with a Holly Jolly Rabbit Punch, it has to go somewhere. XD

And there are far, far anatomists then Ed Benes. He’s actually quite good at what he does. I think if anatomy bugs someone, then they should look at Rob Liefeld’s crap and they’ll realize how much better the compared artist is. Even Greg Land looks competent next to that.

Oh no…not that picture again. It’s Christmas, my wish is to not deal with that shit storm. XD

 Ugh Liefeld, that man is a fucking disgrace. I know alot of people were claming he was behind the terrible design of the Amazon girl in Dragon’s Crown *shudder* I’m sure he isn’t but ugh way to just fuck up all sense of reality with that one whoever you are.

Like what is this!?

Actually, that’s a better example of stylization. Lots of things in Vanillaware games have crazy proportions. I seem to remember Odin have a huge body with tiny, spindly legs. Actaully, it’s like the Sorceress’s tits in Dragon’s Crown. I don’t know if he’s behind the Amazon, but Vanillaware has that all over the place. Also, there’s a bit of 3 point perspective going on with there I think.

(Source: lolskeletons)

countessnoir:

wolfoverclocked:

snarkinfestedwaters:

professor-genki:

bigkkkat:

momlaughingalonewithvodka:

cherryredblackrom:

andouilles:

the-froosh:

nikinapalm:

unidentifiedspoon:

sesca:

lolskeletons:

“Professional” artists are complete failures at anatomy and should never pick up a pencil again until they figure out how to draw women without destroying their skeletal structure.

I’m not a professional, but even I know that Wonder Woman, no matter how powerful she is should be dead because her spine is broken in at least 10 places and her ribcage is twisted into a gelatinous twizzler.

Learn how to draw you incompetent fuckall.

So I was all “Hmm, not bad” until I hit the fullview links and physically recoiled from my screen.

Seriously, though, I thought ‘oh that’s not bad what are they on about’

And then I clicked the top picture

“OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY”

yeah what they said, i was like “what the fuck are you talking about? her chest would just be a bit more angled, wouldn’t it?” and then i clicked it and just about threw my mom’s netbook

CLICK FULL VIEW GUYS OKAY

THEN

YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

the top looked so good………

then i saw fullview

a single tear is shed

o wow i was like “theres nothing wrong??” and then i clicked fullview too

woW

god

This is called stylizing something. It’s not a big deal, guys. It’s a drawing- and it’s gorgeous, whether it’s anatomically correct or not.
Obviously the artist knows that nobody can do this physically and that it’s incorrect anatomically. So what? It’s a good piece of artwork.

People fail to realize anatomy is not the most important thing when it comes to art. I didn’t say it’s not important but not the most important. If anything proportions are far more important and if all comics were drawn in a realistic style they would be boring as shit and although artwork does not make for a good story, good story with an interesting style does tend to make things stand out. 

This even goes beyond comics. Cartoons, video games, etc also fall under this.

Take Team Fortress 2. Big hands, impossibly shaped skulls, etc. Heavy has tiny ass legs, however proportions line up.

And to tell professionals that they should never pick up a pencil ever again considering it’s most likely their source of income is a little kinda rude.

In a way, I agree: your style does not have to be super realistic to be a good style, or part of a good piece; in fact, I dare say some of the best character designs I’ve seen have been pretty heavily stylized.

BUT

But that argument has no bearing here because this isn’t really stylization. Or more appropriately, it’s just really dumbass stylization.

Look at the rest of the piece.

Compare Wondy to the other characters? Notice something? I suppose, you could argue she is stylized in this piece, but then what of the other characters? Why aren’t they appropriately stylized? 

“Oh but they’re stylizd in a more masuline way!”

But Wondy is a more muscular, more “masculine” woman. She’s no Hulk, but she’s got some ass-kicking arms, no doubt. So why wasn’t she stylized in the more “masculine”? Why emphasize her boobs/butt, which have no bearing on either her character, what she’s actually supposed to be doing, or reflect in any way the plot of the book this was drawn for?

Or for that matter, why weren’t the other characters stylized in the same rubber snake spine way? It’d make Wonder Woman look much less out of place, add harmony to the piece.   

Wonder Woman ends up looking like a cartoon character in comparison to the other figures. Which, if that’s what they’re going for, great! but seeing as I know enough about the mythos to know that Wonder is pretty much a normal human being (In anatomy mind you, not ability or personality), so there’s no excuse there.

So tl;dr : Yes stylization is a-okay, but this artist did it in a very artistically wrong and gender-eqality wrong way.

The two men are entirely stylized. Look at their fucking biceps! They’re as big as their heads. The only time they get that big is if the man is a damn body builder.

There’s a reason it’s called Superhero Anatomy. If anyone looking at this thinks the men aren’t stylized, then they’re as blind to gender and stylization as the artist is.

I’d say the only problem is that Wonder Woman is in the “Strong Female Heroes” pose where her boobs and butt are both showing.

(Also, I swear by Odin’s balls that if anyone messages me or reblogs with with a Google link for false equivalency, I will hunt them down and give them a Christmas punch in the throat.)

 You know how it goes James, the females in these pictures always get scruntinized the most. I honestly don’t even see the big deal myself it’s not anywhere near as bad as that infamous Mary Jane picture

Yeah I know, but I have some pent up anger from dealing with the family over the holidays, and since I can’t threaten them with a Holly Jolly Rabbit Punch, it has to go somewhere. XD

And there are far, far anatomists then Ed Benes. He’s actually quite good at what he does. I think if anatomy bugs someone, then they should look at Rob Liefeld’s crap and they’ll realize how much better the compared artist is. Even Greg Land looks competent next to that.

Oh no…not that picture again. It’s Christmas, my wish is to not deal with that shit storm. XD

snarkinfestedwaters:

professor-genki:

bigkkkat:

momlaughingalonewithvodka:

cherryredblackrom:

andouilles:

the-froosh:

nikinapalm:

unidentifiedspoon:

sesca:

lolskeletons:

“Professional” artists are complete failures at anatomy and should never pick up a pencil again until they figure out how to draw women without destroying their skeletal structure.

I’m not a professional, but even I know that Wonder Woman, no matter how powerful she is should be dead because her spine is broken in at least 10 places and her ribcage is twisted into a gelatinous twizzler.

Learn how to draw you incompetent fuckall.

So I was all “Hmm, not bad” until I hit the fullview links and physically recoiled from my screen.

Seriously, though, I thought ‘oh that’s not bad what are they on about’

And then I clicked the top picture

“OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY”

yeah what they said, i was like “what the fuck are you talking about? her chest would just be a bit more angled, wouldn’t it?” and then i clicked it and just about threw my mom’s netbook

CLICK FULL VIEW GUYS OKAY

THEN

YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

the top looked so good………

then i saw fullview

a single tear is shed

o wow i was like “theres nothing wrong??” and then i clicked fullview too

woW

god

This is called stylizing something. It’s not a big deal, guys. It’s a drawing- and it’s gorgeous, whether it’s anatomically correct or not.
Obviously the artist knows that nobody can do this physically and that it’s incorrect anatomically. So what? It’s a good piece of artwork.

People fail to realize anatomy is not the most important thing when it comes to art. I didn’t say it’s not important but not the most important. If anything proportions are far more important and if all comics were drawn in a realistic style they would be boring as shit and although artwork does not make for a good story, good story with an interesting style does tend to make things stand out. 

This even goes beyond comics. Cartoons, video games, etc also fall under this.

Take Team Fortress 2. Big hands, impossibly shaped skulls, etc. Heavy has tiny ass legs, however proportions line up.

And to tell professionals that they should never pick up a pencil ever again considering it’s most likely their source of income is a little kinda rude.

In a way, I agree: your style does not have to be super realistic to be a good style, or part of a good piece; in fact, I dare say some of the best character designs I’ve seen have been pretty heavily stylized.

BUT

But that argument has no bearing here because this isn’t really stylization. Or more appropriately, it’s just really dumbass stylization.

Look at the rest of the piece.

Compare Wondy to the other characters? Notice something? I suppose, you could argue she is stylized in this piece, but then what of the other characters? Why aren’t they appropriately stylized? 

“Oh but they’re stylizd in a more masuline way!”

But Wondy is a more muscular, more “masculine” woman. She’s no Hulk, but she’s got some ass-kicking arms, no doubt. So why wasn’t she stylized in the more “masculine”? Why emphasize her boobs/butt, which have no bearing on either her character, what she’s actually supposed to be doing, or reflect in any way the plot of the book this was drawn for?

Or for that matter, why weren’t the other characters stylized in the same rubber snake spine way? It’d make Wonder Woman look much less out of place, add harmony to the piece.   

Wonder Woman ends up looking like a cartoon character in comparison to the other figures. Which, if that’s what they’re going for, great! but seeing as I know enough about the mythos to know that Wonder is pretty much a normal human being (In anatomy mind you, not ability or personality), so there’s no excuse there.

So tl;dr : Yes stylization is a-okay, but this artist did it in a very artistically wrong and gender-eqality wrong way.

The two men are entirely stylized. Look at their fucking biceps! They’re as big as their heads. The only time they get that big is if the man is a damn body builder.

There’s a reason it’s called Superhero Anatomy. If anyone looking at this thinks the men aren’t stylized, then they’re as blind to gender and stylization as the artist is.

I’d say the only problem is that Wonder Woman is in the “Strong Female Heroes” pose where her boobs and butt are both showing.

(Also, I swear by Odin’s balls that if anyone messages me or reblogs with with a Google link for false equivalency, I will hunt them down and give them a Christmas punch in the throat.)

maxasaurus:

wolfoverclocked:

brocatus:

youmightfindyourself:

The Dark Knight Rises

I can now only think of Occupy Wall Street when I see this.

That looks like one hell of a dance party.

More like Batusi Begins

You sir get +1 Internets.

brocatus:

youmightfindyourself:

The Dark Knight Rises

I can now only think of Occupy Wall Street when I see this.

That looks like one hell of a dance party.

lonelydork:

Villains are cool.

I don’t know why I feel compelled to add these random snippets of thought. I may be wrong or inaccurate a bit on some of them.

Joker - Wrath
Catwoman - Lust
Penguin - Gluttony (In that he enjoys many earthly delights, not overeating.)
Scarecrow - Acedia (Not in the sense of slothness, but in the sense that he causes people to stop caring for one’s self.)
Riddler - Avarice
Two-Face - Envy (I guess, since he seems to want to be normal again, but his mental problems and his coin won’t allow it.)
Ra’s al Ghul - I don’t know…Pride? “You’ll never beat me, detective.” Or some such line in full David Warner voice.

(Also, I like that Batman and Robin is not included.)

(Source: crazycrimeclowns)