Haven’t done an ask in a long time, but this sounds positively filthy.
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Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?
It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn
so yeah
actually my life
Pawn Stars.
This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.
Supernatural - Season one where it’s all monster of the weeky…the last one I watched was Hookman.
A combination of Hollywood Treasure and What Not to Wear. I get rich off sick awesome movie merch while getting a banging new wardrobe. Awww yisss!
Community. Oh, no, I’m a sarcastic jackass who’s studying at a community college so he can go work in a law firm.
Oh wait.
Game of Thrones. So, everyone around me is going to die a horrible death, then I will.
(Source: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan)
O____________o
Guess he just wanted to get all the paragon points outta the way first
Uhhh…ummm…sure, yeah, I’ll say this counts: SCIENCE.
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters.
this makes me cry. just. all of this.
there’s just so much science all packed into this one post
SCIENCE.
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Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Silent Hill. You’re this guy, or this girl, depending on which game you play in the series, and you end up in this town where you can barely see and every time you try to go in a door it’s like “THE LOCK IS BROKEN I CAN’T OPEN THIS.” Also the acting is awful, and there’s literally no story, it’s just like “Oh hey shit is happening and stuff, also monsters.” and the characters all tell you that there’s some overlying story but there isn’t one. Also the ending of one is there’s a corgi pulling switches and it barks a song.
Team Fortress 2: Two groups of stereotypes brutally murder each other over and over again for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever… and ever.
Earthbound: You’re a little kid who has to do a bunch of favors for people you don’t know,
Portal: You make holes in things and kill your only friend while a computer makes fun of you and promises falsehoods about sweet treats.
D&D: You sit around a table with people and pretend to be someone else who never existed, except one of the other people spends a lot of time trying to kill you.
Final Fantasy Tactics: You get in a random battle and spend two hours using one ability with all five of your units to master abilities you’ll probably never use in a class that won’t even be a secondary class. Repeat this with 16 (or 24 if it’s the PSP version) units.
Fucking Greg Land.
Makes me wonder why I’m not a AAA comic artist.
Makes me wonder why small kittens aren’t AAA comic artists.
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