April 2012
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you who they'd ship you with.
- Celeb-wise
- Tumblr-wise
- Character-Wise
Please?
Followers, reblog this and add your first name! :>
- Nukeknoxxi: Maddie~
- thanedatassassinkrios: Leia!
- feuerkind: Mia
- secretbraintwin: Andrea
- Antivian: Carol
- Thessalian: Janet
- subterraneanbunnypig: Swift
- thewolf-inme: Tanya
- ashstoner: Ashley
- analogwatch: Erin
- soiscrewedmycompanions: Patty (Demon is also acceptable)
- mediocrememory: Felicia
- blamethetemplar: Jen
- countessnoir: Pamela
- WolfOverclocked: James (the most common first name in America)
March 2012
Somebody needs a way to make cum flavored.
Like, distinctly flavored. Like, chocolate, and strawberry and blue raspberry.
If chocolate flavored cum really were possible, blowjobs would never not happen.
House Votes Against Facebook Password Amendment →
pcmag.com
House Republicans on Wednesday defeated an amendment that would have banned current or prospective employers from requiring workers to hand over personal passwords as a condition of keeping or getting a new job.
America!
Wait, so they said employers CAN do this?
You could always tell them to fuck off (or say it in some nicer way). the worst they could do is fire you over. You might be able to take them to court of the firing though, but don’t quote me on that as I’m not a legal expert.
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.
I need some distraction, Tumblr.
a hilarious joke
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
omg
I don’t get it D:
I loled
(It’s because “quatre” is four in French and sounds like “cat” and “cinq” is five and sounds like “sink” So that last sentence is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, but sounds like the cat sank.).
“no”? And there have been no exceptions in the past?
Yeah, it’s basically a rule. I mean, texting wasn’t really around when I was in high school (actually it wasn’t all that big in college, I mean, 02-06…I guess it was around but not a standard thing) but it would’ve been a rule then.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
Technically I don’t text, so I’ll say IM.
And the answer is no. Actually, it’d probably be “no” even if I texted, since it’d be close friends and close friends are a “no”.
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
WHITE = We should fuck.Seriously I’m bored and I really need to be distracted please <3
PLEASE :(
Come at me bros…or gurls…or whatevers.
Mmm apple pie
I think it rivals pumpkin as king of pies.
